The Unofficial Gabe Kaplan Webpage
Real Ultimate Power
Hi, this site is all about TV's Mr. Kotter, GABE KAPLAN. This site is awesome. My name is Mr. Walters and I can't stop thinking about Gabe Kaplan. This guy is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
1. Gabe Kaplan is a mammal.
2. Welcome Back Kotter is funny ALL the time.
3. The purpose of Gabe Kaplan is to flip out and teach Sweathogs.
Weapons and gear:
Rubber Hose Chalk
Gabe Kaplan can amuse anyone he wants! Gabe Kaplan tells jokes ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it. This guy is so crazy and awesome that he flips Mr. Woodman out ALL the time. I heard that Gabe Kaplan was on Welcome Back Kotter. And John Travolta played Barbarino. Gabe Kaplan thrilled the whole world. My friend Rasputin said that he saw Gabe Kaplan totally uppercut Horshack just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that Gabe Kaplan has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or Epstein's Mother will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Gabe Kaplan is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. This guy is totally awesome and that's a fact. Gabe Kaplan is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love Gabe Kaplan with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed with Gabe Kaplan?
A: Gabe Kaplan is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he doesn't give a crap about Mr. Woodman, but on the other hand, Gabe Kaplan is very careful and precise.
Q: I heard that Gabe Kaplan is always cruel or mean. What's his problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, Gabe Kaplan can be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: What does Gabe Kaplan do when he is not playing Mr. Kotter or flipping out?
A: Most of his free time is spent flying, but sometimes he tells Julie stories about his uncle Max Kotter. (Ask Sparky if you don't believe me.)
This is a picture of my best friend Sparky showing off.
He's a lot smaller than me and is made of plastic,
which is bragable.
Link to me, by cutting and pasting the link box!
This webpage was created in honor of Gabe Kaplan's birthday by Mr. Walters of Nerfect.com. If you didn't know, this is yet another parody of the original Real Ultimate Power website, which you should check out soon. You will flip out!