03|31|04 OO! OO! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. KOTTER!

Up your birthday with a rubber hose Gabe Kaplan! You have Real Ultimate Power!


03|29|04 THERE IS JUST WAY TOO MUCH TO DO!

We're busy little fiends here at Nerfect. Spring is here and with it, the urge to get things taken care of. The to-do list is as long as my arm and scrawled in crayon.

In the next few days we're having the garage resided. We aren't physically doing it ourselves, but we did have to get its contents in shape and trim away a bunch of the overgrown crunch berry bushes. Those of you who've booked the tour will just have to miss this part of the Nerfect experience as the lads cover the garage in magenta faux fur and pom poms.

Let us not forget that it is Gabe Kaplan's birthday at the end of the month, and Mr. Walters hasn't even started the life-size, fudge sculpture of him yet. As Mr. Walters works on this, why not view the COMIC OF THE WEEK, ICON OF THE WEEK, and PICTURE OF THE WEEK.

P.S. There are several new items at Project: Porkchop, so check them out. While you're there, sign up for the mailing list and never be in the dark again.


03|22|04 HAPPY BUDDHIST NEW YEAR Y'ALL!

Technically, Theravada was yesterday, but it still is the new Buddhist new year. Anyway, the gang here just wanted to note it and wish everyone a good new year.

Over the weekend, I kept on seeing Michael York on television, and it is starting to freak me out. It probably wouldn't so much if I had cable and was tuned to the York Cable Network, but I don't, and it just seems to be too much of this British actor going out over the airwaves. It all started when I saw him in the second remake of Roger Corman's Not of This Earth.

While I try to get Mr. York's prolific film career out of my head, please take the time to view the freshest COMIC OF THE WEEK, ICON OF THE WEEK, and PICTURE OF THE WEEK.


03|15|04 KNOCK KNOCK! WHO'S THERE? UPDATES!

I am so itchy right now. I don't know what it is, but I am freakishly itchy. I'm not sure why I'm sharing this with you all, but it is out there now. I'm taking a brief pause from scratching myself to make the old weekly updates. Check out the COMIC OF THE WEEK, ICON OF THE WEEK, and PICTURE OF THE WEEK. By the way, is it possible to go insane just from being itchy?


03|08|04 WHAT DO YOU KNOW, UPDATES!

Psst! Want to buy some typefaces? I've updated the PAY FONTS section of this site with four typefaces to purchase. Check out the pair of great dingbat fonts, CLASS OF 1964 and DINGBATIO. Also be sure to peep this past year's Halloween font treat, TRICKY-TREAT, and the font I've been lettering my comics with, MR. WALTERS-CASUAL.

Other than that, you all know that if it is Monday, then you know there is a new COMIC OF THE WEEK, ICON OF THE WEEK, and PICTURE OF THE WEEK. Enjoy!


03|01|04 BACK TO THE OLD GRIND

Here I am, back on my regular schedule after a little over a week of being occupied with other stuff, and it feels so good. I can tell that early update last week threw a few of you, but rest assured, here it is Monday and I'm back on the old update schedule. Scope the latest COMIC OF THE WEEK, ICON OF THE WEEK, and PICTURE OF THE WEEK.


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