We here at Nerfect try our very best to make your visit with us smooth and easy, but just in case you needed help with something, here are the answers to your pressing questions. If there is some-thing not covered here or not covered well enough contact us.

I AM VIEWING THIS SITE WITHOUT A WEB BROWSER AND IT IS KIND OF CREEPING ME OUT. HOW CAN THIS BE, AND WHERE CAN I GET A BROWSER?

HOW DO I DECOMPRESS FILES THAT I DOWNLOAD FROM THIS SITE, AND WHY AM I BEING TOLD TO GET STUFFED?

I'VE DOWNLOADED A SET OF NERFECT ICONS AND I WAS WONDERING HOW DO I USE THEM?

HOW CAN I PUT A NEW TWIST ON TUNA SALAD?

HOW DO I DOWNLOAD AND USE NERFECT DESKTOP PICTURES AND THUS BRING JOY AND HAPPINESS INTO MY LIFE?

A BEAR HAS JUST ENTERED MY HOME, WHAT DO I DO?

HOW DOES ONE INSTALL NERFECT FONTS?

TV'S MAX BAER JR. HAS JUST ENTERED MY HOME WHAT DO I DO?

I REALLY WANT TO TAKE MY C.P.U. FOR A WALK AROUND THE BLOCK. HOW CAN THIS BE DONE?

I KNOW IT'S RARE, BUT I DOWNLOADED A PDF FILE FROM THE NERFECT WEBSITE, HOW DO I MAKE USE OF IT?

WHAT IS A SELF-ADDRESSED, STAMPED ENVELOPE?

I'VE GOT A PC AND I'VE BEEN HAVING SOME PROBLEMS WITH SOME OF THE THINGS I DOWNLOADED FROM NERFECT.COM. CAN YOU HELP ME OUT?

WHY IS THE INFORMATION HERE IN THE TECHNICAL HELP SECTION SO HORRIBLY OUT OF DATE?

WHY AREN¹T THERE ANY DESKTOP ICONS FOR MAC OS X OR WINDOWS?